# [DЯΣΛMMΛKΣЯ]
## Automatic Police Response and Early Notice
shut down and lock (or destory) your box if cops are detected nearby! also spam pings you like 10 times over discord \o\

# DISCLAIMER
Please do not do crimes for fuck's sake, use your brain.

## How does it work?
- Certin bits of cop kit constantly emit bluetooth low energy (BTLE) beacons like their gay little tazers and body cams
- Because we can look up the mac addresses used by the equipment vendor, we can filter for those vendors
- hilariously literally none of their BTLE enabled kit ever bothered to randomize the mac addresses lmao 🥴
- two varieties of device have been confirmed working
  - Tazers, only the one brand?
  - Body Cameras, from 2? brands?

## Status
in active development, multiple implementations are in the works.

## Props
1. BIG Thanks to [OSINTI4L](https://github.com/OSINTI4L/) for making the first verison of this!

## Implementations
1. [linux shell script](./implementations/BASH_Script_Linux/)
2. [python (only working on linux right now)](./implementations/Python3/)

## Tests
working on both:
- Raspberry Pi OS 6.12.75 on a Raspberry Pi 5 8GB
- Kali 6.19.11 on as Lenovo Thinkpad T560
- Windows 11 x64

## Todo
1. ~~make webhook work without geeraleesssss(in progress)~~
2. ~~sanity checks~~
3. ~~test with available btle devices~~
   1. ~~sniff with nrf chip~~
4. esp32 version
   - generic esp32 as possible
   - maybe pizzero for audio\
   - maybe a phone app to get aLert on phone
5. android implementation
6. flipper zero implementation
7. change demo sh to jusat prompt for webhook and tag if missing :snurp:
8. idfk some other means of notice ig? maybe mqtt, amazon alexa? idfk fam (the faceless woman terrifies me and one day i will finazlly smash it with a rock)

## Theme
### [Paparazzi - Lady Gaga (2008)](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=28jp-30w8Lg&si=ZmoJk750nUXNHDW8)  
[![She is a very pretty pony :4](assets/prettypony.gif "She is also a good girl ^_^")](https://genius.com/Lady-gaga-paparazzi-lyrics)

## LICENSE
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