makiin a problem of myself lmao

customscripts/annoy_the_fuck_out_of_commit_message_nerds

@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+polygen /usr/share/customscripts/annoy_the_fuck_out_of_commit_message_nerds.grm | tr -d '\n'

customscripts/annoy_the_fuck_out_of_commit_message_nerds.grm

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+I ::=   "title:    Annoy the Fuck Out of Commit Message Nerds\n"
+      ^ "author:   Princess Pi <princesspi@proton.me>\n"
+      ^ "language: english\n"
+      ^ "topic:    annoyances\n"
+      ^ "audience: people who like to fuck off git purists :glimglamgrin:\n"
+      ^ "created:  2025-12-20\n"
+;
+
+S ::= Adjective Noun Chaos Operation;
+
+Adjective ::=  "Async" | "Blocking" | "Brittle" | "Cached" | "Concurrent" | "Deprecated" | "Distributed" | "Flaky" | "Immutable" | "Leaky" | "Monolithic" | "Mutable" | "Racey" | "Recursive" | "Redundant" | "Sandboxed" | "Stale" | "Thread-Safe" | "Undefined" | "Unoptimized";
+
+Noun ::= "api" | "build" | "cache" | "compiler" | "container" | "daemon" | "database" | "endpoint" | "function" | "heap" | "kernel" | "microservice" | "mutex" | "pipeline" | "process" | "queue" | "runtime" | "scheduler" | "stack" | "thread";
+
+Chaos ::= "overflow" | "deadlock" | "panic" | "segfault" | "bottleneck" | "regression" | "refactor" | "hotfix" | "workaround" | "incident";
+
+Operation ::= "added" | "removed" | "updated" | "fixed" | "corrected" | "tweaked" | "optimized" | "deleted" | "appended" | "concatanated" | "repaired" | "simplified" | "reverted" | "approved" | "rejected";

customscripts/gitshit

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ if [ -f './version.txt' ]; then
     message=$(cat './version.txt')
 else
     if [ -z "$1" ]; then
-        message=$(date +%s)
+        message="$(annoy_the_fuck_out_of_commit_message_nerds)"
     else
         message="$*"
     fi

customscripts/new_annoy_git_commit_message_nerds.grm

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+table main
+{
+    adjective noun chaos operation
+}
+
+table adjective
+{
+    async
+    blocking
+    brittle
+    cached
+    concurrent
+    deprecated
+    distributed
+    flaky
+    immutable
+    leaky
+    monolithic
+    mutable
+    racey
+    recursive
+    redundant
+    sandboxed
+    stale
+    thread-safe
+    undefined
+    unoptimized
+}
+
+table noun
+{
+    api
+    build
+    cache
+    compiler
+    container
+    daemon
+    database
+    endpoint
+    function
+    heap
+    kernel
+    microservice
+    mutex
+    pipeline
+    process
+    queue
+    runtime
+    scheduler
+    stack
+    thread
+}
+
+table chaos
+{
+    overflow
+    deadlock
+    panic
+    segfault
+    bottleneck
+    regression
+    refactor
+    hotfix
+    workaround
+    incident
+}
+
+table operation
+{
+    added
+    removed
+    updated
+    fixed
+    corrected
+    tweaked
+    optimized
+    deleted
+    appended
+    concatanated
+    repaired
+    simplified
+    reverted
+    approved
+    rejected
+}

customscripts/working.grm

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+
+I ::=   "title:    Object-oriented Design Patterns\n"
+      ^ "author:   Princess Pi <princesspi@proton.me>\n"
+      ^ "language: english\n"
+      ^ "status:   refinable\n"
+      ^ "topic:    misc\n"
+      ^ "audience: poor OO programmers\n"
+      ^ "created:  2025-12-20"
+;
+
+S ::= Adjective Noun Extra;
+
+Adjective ::= "Business" | "Data Access" | "Fast Lane" | "Composite"
+            | "Front" | "Intercepting" | "Session" | "Transfer" | "Value List"
+            | "View" | "Half" | "Immutable" | "Dynamic" | "Virtual"
+            | "Model" | "Layered" | "Null" | "Template";
+            
+Noun ::= "Delegate" | "Abstract" | "Entity" | "View" | "Object" | "Reader"
+       | "Controller" | "Filter" | "Locator" | "Facade" | "Handler" | "Helper" | "Call" | "Interface" | "Proxy"
+       | "Builder" | "Method" | "Prototype" | "Singleton" | "Pool" | "Marker" | "Factory"
+       | "Bridge" | "Flyweight" | "Service" | "Adapter" | "Listener" | "Decorator"
+       | "Cache" | "Command" | "Strategy" | "Producer" | "Consumer";
+
+Extra ::= "added" | "removed" | "fixed" | "updated" | "tweaked" | "revised" | "corrected";