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Automatic Police Response and Early Notice

shut down and lock (or destory) your box if cops are detected nearby! also spam pings you like 10 times over discord \o\

DISCLAIMER

Please do not do crimes for fuck's sake, use your brain.

How does it work?

• Certin bits of cop kit constantly emit bluetooth low energy (BTLE) beacons like their gay little tazers and body cams
• Because we can look up the mac addresses used by the equipment vendor, we can filter for those vendors
• hilariously literally none of their BTLE enabled kit ever bothered to randomize the mac addresses lmao 🥴
• two varieties of device have been confirmed working
  • Tazers, only the one brand?
  • Body Cameras, from 2? brands?

Status

in active development, multiple implementations are in the works.

Props

1. BIG Thanks to OSINTI4L for making the first verison of this!

Implementations

1. linux shell script
2. python (only working on linux right now)

Tests

working on both:

• Raspberry Pi OS 6.12.75 on a Raspberry Pi 5 8GB
• Kali 6.19.11 on as Lenovo Thinkpad T560

Todo

1. make webhook work without geeraleesssss(in progress)
2. sanity checks
3. test with available btle devices
   1. sniff with nrf chip
4. esp32 version
   • generic esp32 as possible
   • maybe pizzero for audio\
   • maybe a phone app to get aLert on phone
5. android implementation
6. flipper zero implementation
7. change demo sh to jusat prompt for webhook and tag if missing :snurp:
8. idfk some other means of notice ig? maybe mqtt, amazon alexa? idfk fam (the faceless woman terrifies me and one day i will finazlly smash it with a rock)

Theme

Paparazzi - Lady Gaga (2008)

LICENSE

Do What the Fuck You Want to Public License (WTFPL)
"Free as in freedom AND free as in free beer"
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